And these ain’t dainty little women’s prison bodies, either. These are full-grown men, some up to ’round 300 pounds. Old Eddie’s gotta drag those damn bodies down stairs, through narrow doorways, off’a busted windowsills! I ain’t a young man anymore, in case you haven’t noticed. Also Pepsiman!

Farewell to an old enemy.

Eating a slice of peach pie while playing World Of Warcraft, then watching your wife breast feed, followed by five minutes of Throw The Baby. Man, thought Elza, fatherhood was going to be a breeze!

But there was no time to reflect or think about all of that. The multicolored jewels, freed of the High Priest’s holding spell, began to accelerate toward the Yellow Skull Star. Murdokken sprang to action. Also, Super Scope 6.

There has been book-writing and other seismic activity in the past month.

Cal’s lungs, my face, evil mirrors, Robert DeNiro, and kolaches.

Ha ha! BAWLS! Also what’s the real difference between King and Armor King? We tell you!

Goodbye, Old Job, and hello, New Job. And Homeless People, and Starbucks.

Well, here we have it, folks: the final round of the 2008 NCheeseAA. It’s a great day for a game here in the Cheese House, so get out there and choose the cheese of your choice. If you want to review the bracket to see how mozz and Brit Ched got to where they are today, pop on over to the bracket.

Lola’s price list and a look back at 10-Yard Fight.

Amanda plays her immunity idol and somebody else has to go. What a sad, sad week for…well, nobody, really.

I tried, I really did. I pushed the gay sex post from the entry page. I even tried to clean up my language, honest. You knew that wouldn’t last long, though, didn’t you?

It’s down to British Cheddar and Mozzarella. Will mozz add Brit Ched to the list of things it tops with ease? Or will the Gorilla from the Gorge crumble its opponent? Read the last write-up — then vote!

His camera brings all the old boys to the yard.

Spotting celebrities in the wild, and bemoaning others that are apparently getting married.

If the camera adds 10 pounds, in the 1980s, those pounds were all in my eyeshadow.

Doc gives it to him straight. Plus the worst Worms names ever.

Is it time to go get him yet?

This birthday meme seemed like a good idea at the time.

As a change of pace, Monty comments on a popular movie that’s in theaters instead of a tiny niche documentary. He also comments on a tiny niche documentary about an underground circus based in Seattle. Spoiler: both movies were great!