It'll be like Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We're gonna live like kings... DAMN HELL ASS KINGS

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Low Resolution


The One Where Joe Paid Money to See Constantine Maroulis

Yes, I saw Rock of Ages on Broadway. Two reasons. One, it was a totally cheap ticket. And two, my significant other, Kerry Butler, stepped into the role of the female lead. And if I’m being…

March 10th, 2010



Thursday Night Smackdown

Thursday Night Smackdown


Tight Ass Tuesday: Tummy Trouble Edition

Yes, that is chocolate milk and no, I am not five years old.

March 9th, 2010



Grub Report

Grub Report


We Trusted You, Toyota

Yes, this is an entirely emotional response to the recent news. Funny thing, I tend to get that way when I worry about DYING.

March 9th, 2010



Plaintive Wail

Plaintive Wail


Private Eyes The Bird And The Bee

Private Eyes The Bird And The Bee

March 9th, 2010



The Critical Condition

The Critical Condition


“Big Love” Wife Watch!: Season Four, Ep. 9

Welcome to Wife Watch!, the only blog post that ranks the most powerful wives on this week’s episode of Big Love.

As we cast our minds across “End of Days,” the final…

March 9th, 2010



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Low Resolution


Oh, The '90s. I Sometimes Miss You.

Inspired by this post, which shoved me into the Wayback Machine and locked the door, I am returning serve with the following Rolling Stone cover, one of two Rolling Stone covers that were…

March 9th, 2010



Gen X-Tinct

Gen X-Tinct


Old school BMX bikes

You may think you recognize some of your old classmates and neighbors in these classic pics featuring old school BMX bikes.Every other kid in these pics looks just like my husband Rob when he was…

March 9th, 2010



Choosy Beggars

Choosy Beggars


So, you’re saddled with: Blue Curacao

Hoo-boy, everyone.  It’s tax time in my neck of the woods, which means that I get to go through a predictable-but-no-less-terrible cycle of elation and remorse.

Open up the form that tells…

March 9th, 2010



Pop Culture Junk Mail

Pop Culture Junk Mail


They're kings of the world!

There are BABIES living on the sunken TITANIC!OK, not really, but that didn’t stop the late great Weekly World News from inventing a story (with awesome photo) saying that they were. The WWN had a…

March 9th, 2010



Glark

Glark


f/1.4

Let it never be said that I am not the suggestible type. Inbal said to shoot at night so I did. It’s actually better for me because I haven’t been comfortable taking pictures of…

March 8th, 2010



Thursday Night Smackdown

Thursday Night Smackdown


Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Are they vases? Tiny pitchers? Miniature cruets? What’s with the dots?

March 8th, 2010



Glark

Glark


Power Droid: The Trap

Power Droid loves peanut butter M&Ms and his archrival Muggula knows that.

March 8th, 2010



Gen X-Tinct

Gen X-Tinct


Copyboys, pinsetters and more, oh boy!

Part of our goal with the book is to remind ourselves and our friends of how many things that were once immutable parts of our lives have slipped away.The jobs in this slideshow are mostly before…

March 8th, 2010



Pop Culture Junk Mail

Pop Culture Junk Mail


Remembering Bill Mauldin

Regular readers know how much I love Bob Greene, still.He writes occasionally for CNN, and today has a column about cartoonist Bill Mauldin, who will be honored with a postage stamp. I hadn’t…

March 8th, 2010



Pop Culture Junk Mail

Pop Culture Junk Mail


Letters to Jackie

Aw, this kind of breaks my heart.

March 8th, 2010



Your Dirty Answer

Your Dirty Answer


Women in bikinis = objects

From gustavolacerda:—–Sexy women in bikinis really do inspire some men to see them as objects, according to a new study of male behavior. Brain scans revealed that when men are shown pictures…

March 8th, 2010



The Critical Condition

The Critical Condition


The Oscars: Reflecting on the Good, the Bad, and the Craven

A truly enjoyable Oscar ceremony needs to be both a carefully planned event and a hotbox of spontaneity. We need to simultaneously see the polish of professional artistry and the messiness of raw…

March 8th, 2010



Tomato Nation

Tomato Nation


Odds, Ends, Updates

You may have noticed a shift in the categories and tags on the blog; I'm preparing for another redesign. I know it feels like I just ported everything over from the last redesign, but this…

March 8th, 2010



Gen X-Tinct

Gen X-Tinct


Classic Clip Monday: A mind is a terrible thing to waste, Boom-Boom Washington

This PSA for the United Negro College Fund is really well-done for its era. It begins with a family of slaves teaching each other to read in slave quarters, and then they have to hide the books as…

March 8th, 2010



Choosy Beggars

Choosy Beggars


Preserved Lemons, Two Ways

If Picky Tina picked a peck of pickled lemons, how many lemons would Picky Tina have picked?  Difficult question, that.  Thankfully, there are other less difficult questions, however, such as…

March 8th, 2010



Tomato Nation

Tomato Nation


Oscar Pool Postmortem

I've done worse — but with 50 of the nominees under my belt, I should have done better.
The scorecard is below.
Best Picture: wrong
I really thought they'd try to split the baby…

March 8th, 2010



Terribly Happy

Terribly Happy


008

Episode 008 of Age of Lasers is up. It was posted a few days ago, but there were some Web site problems that Glark valiantly tackled and it wasn’t updating to iTunes for a while. This came…

March 7th, 2010



Tomato Nation

Tomato Nation


Oscars Death Race: Conclusion and Pool Recs

Well, friends, I gave it my best, but I couldn't manage to watch them all. The final score is Sarah 50, Death Race 8 (86-ish percent) and 20 out of 24 categories completed (83 percent)….

March 7th, 2010



Your Dirty Answer

Your Dirty Answer


And the doctor said don't nod your head until June.

So this thing happened on Friday afternoon where all of a sudden I couldn’t move my head anymore without brutal spasms up my right shoulder and base of the skull. I’ve never actually had pain…

March 7th, 2010



Tomato Nation

Tomato Nation


The Last Station

A handful of nice moments — most of them from McAvoy, who isn't nominated — but one review I read called the movie an acting showcase more than a plot, and I'd have to agree….

March 7th, 2010





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