Note: I’m kind of stealing this idea from Roommate Mark, except in my defense, A) I was planning on doing one giant Trailer Trash post and it got too long, and B) um…I don’t have a second…

Who didn’t love MAD Magazine? We adored the fold-ins on the back cover, the little drawings in the margins (why was there always a fish skeleton in the pools of barf?) the advertising jabs (kids…

Don’t worry, we’ll get home eventually.

Tonight: Pairing food and wine, and outer space cooking. Apparently, there’s not a whole lot to do on the International Space Station other than Top Chef cameo appearances.

“On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his…

I’m sorry I’ve been away for this past month, but I was writing. Just not here. I went out with a pitch and a spec pilot and a book proposal so there’s lots of “me” that is currently “out…

Moments after photobombing the love of his life Alicia and her 10th-grade lacrosse boyfriend Shawn, as he sat on the C-Building floor propped up against the lockers, bleeding from where his braces…

Note: I’m kind of stealing this idea from Roommate Mark, except in my defense, A) I was planning on doing one giant Trailer Trash post and it got too long, and B) um…I don’t have a second…

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Welcome to Sucker Punch, the only blog post that ranks the gaudiest moments on this week’s episode of True Blood.
(Warning: Spoilers Ahead)
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Compared to Russell’s de-spining of a…

My boyfriend of two years has four cats. He has three of them for almost 12 years and the youngest for four. These are his first pets (we're both in our late 30s) as he …

Seriously one of the most memorable commercials (and toys!) of our childhood. Crash, bang, smash ‘em up! Smash Up Derby is FUN!Check out the slightly hillbillyish voice on the announcer, plus, if…

It could be that I have four varieties of za’atar (a Middle Eastern spice blend) in my cupboard right now.  It could also be that when I thought about how quickly spice blends tend to…

I am emotionally drained. (Not by this dinner, though.)

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Fake vines spotted today on the Upper West Side.

“Human remains were discovered inside a vehicle that had been left burning underneath the 101…

It's naïve to expect anything in the way of nuanced criticism from The Brooklyn Paper, but the unlubricated Andy Rooneying to which it subjected Work of Art on the front page of the…

Note: I’m kind of stealing this idea from Roommate Mark, except in my defense, A) I was planning on doing one giant Trailer Trash post and it got too long, and B) um…I don’t have a second…

Our next book, by a hair, is Bryson's Dictionary of Troublesome Words: A Writer's Guide to Getting It Right. I tremble to think of all the words I'm about to find out I've been…

Crissy dolls let you change their hair length, Blythe dolls let you change their eye color. And then along came Tiffany (the big one) and Tuesday (the Barbie-sized one) Taylor, who let you change…

So, by now you guys should know that I’m not an infrequent visitor to our local Liquor Control Board, right?  It’s not as though I can write these articles about hooch based entirely…

menandtheirdogs:

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I have some training to do.

Because you are a NERD, and everyone should know it.

Phil was new to this whole parenting thing, but once he’d come up with the idea of adding Freezy the Punishment Snowman to Claudia-Rose’s time-out corner, he realized he was pretty much a…